Current River Amateur Radio Club
Covering Areas of Shannon, Carter, Texas, Howell. Oregon, Wayne and Butler Counties
K0CRA
146.865
minus, 100 Hz
Van Buren, MO
145.310 minus, 100 Hz
Eminence
Van Buren, MO
145.310 minus, 100 Hz
Eminence
Ozark sunset, complete with antennas.
Welcome to our Web site. We are an amateur radio club located in South Central Missouri. We have been organized since July of 2004 and meet on the second Saturday of each month at 6:00 PM. We meet at the Winona Fire Department on even numbered months and the Free Store in Van Buren on odd numbered months. We hold a net each Friday night at 7:30 PM local time on the Van Buren repeater. This is an open net and all amateurs are encouraged to check in.
Minutes of the last meeting may be read here:
Chuckle:
THE OL'-BOY
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, ”I have a 10-foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.”
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its rear! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising heck. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, “Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.”
“No, that's okay. I don't want It,” said Leroy.
The rich man said, “Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?”
“No thanks, I don't want it,” answered Leroy.
The host said, “Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?”
Again Leroy said, “No.”
Confused, the rich man asked, “Well, Leroy, then what do you want?”
Leroy said, “I want the name of the ol’-boy who flanged me into da pool!”
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