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Welcome to our Web site. We are an amateur radio club located in South Central Missouri. We have been organized since July of 2004 and meet on the second Saturday of each month at 6:00 PM. We meet at the Winona Fire Department on even numbered months and the Free Store in Van Buren on odd numbered months. We hold a net each Friday night at 7:30 PM local time on the Van Buren repeater. This is an open net and all amateurs are encouraged to check in. Minutes of the last meeting may be read here: **** KN0D has the new study guides in. If you are in need of one, contact Dave. **** Chuckle: In a trial, a Southern small town, the prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper-pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, ! I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "Neither of you guys had better ask her if she knows me."
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